Abraham P. Veselovsky was born in 1685. He was educated in the house of Baron, vice- chancellor, associate of Peter the Great, extremely educated man, Peter Shafirov. When he was 15 years old, he saw Peter and took his personal secretary. During the Battle of Poltava, he was adjutant of Peter, at the same time calculate the Ambassadors of the order clerk, and that is what he sent to Denmark with the news of the victory. In May 1715 Mr.. He was appointed ... e. diplomatic representative ranking below ambassador in Vienna. In Vienna, he enlisted Chief Gough -Chancellor Count Tsintserdorfa, which the Russian government has to pay an annual pension of 6000 Efimkov.
After several years of routine activities of Abraham Veselovsky was interrupted by reports from St. Petersburg to find order and bring back a fugitive prince Alexey. King's order was executed, Alex was presented ... Capturing the prince in Austria led to the fact that Austria broke off diplomatic relations with Russia and Veselovsky in eight days was expelled from the possessions of the Habsburgs.
Peter demanded a ... Abraham chose to flee to his brother Theodore, a former Russian ... Once taken by the Russian government efforts to hold of the fugitive, Abraham fled to Geneva, where he took second marriage Protestantism and married the daughter of a wealthy shop foreman. In Switzerland, Abraham has amassed a huge fortune in commerce: after his death, it remains only to cash nearly 375,000 livres.
Peter demanded issuing defiant to the end of his days. After Peter's death, all the Russian government enticing Abraham to return to Russia. Empress Elizabeth, Abraham said that he would return, when Russia will lose the meaning of three of its own and became popular among the nobles of the disgraced 18th -century proverb: ...
P. Abraham, died at age 97. At the end of his life he fell into his childhood and literally shaking, passing once presented to him by Peter 's portrait of his sovereign.
Voltaire maintained friendly relations with Abraham and with great praise spoke of his education in his correspondence with Catherine the Great.
Discuss.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Thrust Russia - Russia out of the
Friday, May 25, 2012
A small show for your customers
Typically, each client is treated individually. He was invited to the pathetic office, show off their achievements, served coffee and sisyastaya secretary in short skirt. Or impress bedlam, work environment, work overalls. There are many options, how best to present yourself to the client, so he got what he expected, but always it is very time-consuming to. Meeting with a client takes an hour or two. Plus the road, plus waiting in the waiting room, plus it is not only meeting. If this were to call, then another, and their priplyusuet.
But most importantly, it's you run the client, not the client is up to you, that for such lazy people like me, just terrible, and fatal.
I prefer that my clients are seldom disturbed, treated with respect and, if misused, it seems scolds his little son, not the contractor. For this, I treat them like their parents on a business trip - that is, listen to, but remember only a goal but a dohozhu her own way. complete harmony. But today we are not talking about that today we are talking about how to achieve this harmony.
If a customer spends a lot of time alone, so why not gather all the potential customers in a heap and give a lecture on the benefits of art in the formation of psychic teenager? . n.
The format of the seminar, I still think the most successful. This is a format where everyone listens to you, and you have a real opportunity to hypnotize people buzz words and no less clever ideas. Then the coffee -break drop charm, and all work is done.
For other format is a good booze. Despite the fact that I am far from attracting customers in such a way, I have seen many examples when folded thousands of contracts.
Third enjoy fairs and conferences. In fact it is the same booze, but without the alcohol - a lot of communication on a dry throat. One day, as our client has downloaded a couple of months on the job.
Let us consider for example seminars. I try to participate in them as a speaker. This is a great way to avoid having to seek customers, communicate with them and collect money. Seminars - on its own business, but to me it is not interesting. To get the money for the seminars - before that I had not yet mature enough in terms of demand. However, a sufficient amount of knowledge, the natural inclination to help you read the analysis of good speech. It is worth to stop and say a few words about public speaking.
Most people think that to speak in public - it is the same as the one on one. Not at all. Talking with more than two people requires certain skills. It is best to train on Children. If you could tell a story 5 kiddies and they are not left to play in the middle of the story - you can go to adult.
speak clearly. This is easily verified by writing the speech on tape. Keep in mind that what you hear when you say you do not hear with their ears, and through the bone. It is therefore necessary to record your voice on the tape recorder or webcam and listen. To speak clearly, we must have a moist environment in the throat - it is, you know, dry up during prolonged conversation. So please have a glass of plain water. And no alcohol.
Make a thesis. You can write a speech - for beginners is the fact, but I prefer to speak from notes. Presentations - is necessary only if you display graphics. Try a good understanding of what you say - you can kill in the middle of a sentence and have to go to the answer, and then back to the point where killed. Sometimes you have to completely rebuild the entire speech.
Try to keep the limit. And most importantly - do not forget why you came. Knowledge of the workshop are given so that was always a loophole to ask you a question, interested in you as a contractor.
Shine your mind - this is fine, but if you do not leave the opportunity to use you as a contractor - a seminar for you will be just the time spent.
Now compare expenses. To conduct a seminar you will spend one day to prepare the speech - an evening or two. The cost of the seminar itself repulse pay an entrance fee. T. e. in the worst case, you simply spend a working day, and so that you do, flipping through blogs, arguing on the forums, etc. n. At best - get a few clients. The last seminar in which I participated brought me 2 to 60 thousand customers. rubles. To attract those customers by standard techniques, I'd spent a couple of weeks and a lot of money.
Is the benefit is not obvious? . In July. We will be honest to change - people have the knowledge I have, they told me - loyalty.
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Monday, May 21, 2012
I am giving good advice or as garbage Pal?
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I think so.
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It's like a fucking economics teacher at the school.
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which teaches how to earn while walking on foot.
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You Th SAW?.
We arrived. In principle, I will not make anyone believe what I write. But instead of replying to this debate here is a couple of parables.
Crest was on the field and saw an apple tree. The land around was strewn with apple apple. Juicy, beautiful apples. In Khokhlov was a bag. He scored a bag full of apples, but still there were still a lot of apples. Then he took off his shirt, tied the knot, and the gate arm, and despite the scorching sun continued to pick apples. But that's packed with a shirt. Then the crest floated trousers. But they ran out of. Crest sat on the grass and began to eat apples because they do not want to leave anything. When he could not eat apples, then became simply nadkusyvat. Finally, he coped with all the apples, it's time to haul trunks. But now they do not try on crest, it could not capture all the trunks at once. And run away with anything up to a house far away - sorry to leave something. And so it was a pity Khokhlov, he sat down and wept. Like all his, but can not use.
And this is the second parable.
On the road went travelers. They saw an old man who planted a tree at the curb. They drew level and said, ' Elder, what are you doing? . ' The old man said: ' Yes, but it will take years for a tree to grow, will the shadow. And every traveler who stops at him, say a kind word. I like it would be nice. ' The travelers did not believe the old man shook his head and went their separate ways. And the old man went to plant a tree. Years later, the same travelers have gone the same way. And they saw the road on both sides usazhannuyu trees, with a broad crown. Stopping after a long journey and the scorching sun under a tree, the travelers sat down, took bread, a bottle of wine and one of them said to sip the wine: ' But the old man was right. Thanks to him. '.
The concert ended at zyavkam. :).
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Designing subway map...
Already become a classic map of the New York subway from Vignelli (. Vignelli. ) Was first introduced in 1972, after his work on the system marks the end of 1960. Inspired by the London Underground map designed by Harry Beck in 1933, which in turn was inspired by the electrical circuits, Vignelli simplified map of the New York subway system to a simple graphical. ... There is no point - there is no station. Everything is simple. The whole map is a grid of lines with angles of 45 or 90 degrees.
Great beauty, this piece of history of graphic design, also has some nedostaki. Designer Michael Bierut (Michael Bierut) said:.
The map is a design solution of surprising beauty. However, problems arise if the objects on the map to correlate with the actual. In order to get a graphical map of the beautiful, we had to omit some details. Central Park on a map represented by a square. In reality, it is three times longer than. Imagine a situation when you decide to come to the park for a walk, but to travel on the subway you have spent a few hours, while on the map to get a few minutes....
... But this card is terrible, if you have decided to use the metro. I judge from my own experience when I was in New York, as well as reviews of others who remembers trying to use this map. Remember the scene from the movie ... The Warriors. , ... The problem is not that the central park square, not rectangular, but the disparity between the relative positions of the stations on the map with the corresponding actual geographical location. A pair of stations bother me since 1977 and so far, according to a new version of the map Vignelli 2008. These stations, South Ferry and Whitehall Street, much closer than indicated on the map ».
In 1979, the line card Vignelli has been replaced by a more traditional style of topographic maps. Designed by designer Michael Hertz (Michael Hertz) Card includes other modes of transport - buses and ferries. ... The emphasis now is on the whole. MTA. New York (. Metropolitan Transportation Authority. ), ...
Here is what he thinks about it Vignelli.
... But not because Manhattan is too small, but because they want to reflect too much information, which does not belong to the diagram. In other words, a subway map provides an answer to the question How to get from A to B. That's all, ... explained Vignelli.
Because of geographical inaccuracies Vignelli map has been criticized. ... People were waiting for the map, not a scheme. However, a schematic representation of a common practice throughout the world, starting with the London Underground map of the thirties, ...
All of the new subway map of New York tried to reflect all the information on one card, which led to the semantic overlap, fragmentation map and as a consequence of the terrible sight. The only way for a more visual information transfer - the division into abstraknuyu and geographic flow maps ... Vignelli from A to Z.
The ideal solution?.
...
This summer in New York City MTA unveiled its first major. redesign of the subway map. for more than ten years. Is the new map of the metro Holy Grail? Not at all, says the show in the subsequent discussion.
... Changed the colors to become more harmonious as a whole. However, the green color, which changed the color of sand, reminds me of baby food. Bad look unwanted shadows on individual routes. Benefit from the shadows there is, besides, in some cases they may be perceived as independent routes. This is a stupid design ...
In search of the Holy Grail.
Is it possible to cram everything on one card, and so while it looks good?.
Two of the New York designer David Hist (David Heasty) and Stephanie Veygler (Stefanie Weigler) of the. Triboro Design. found a solution by doing everything in one color. One-color map of the metro. by Triboro, based on the style of the Vignelli map includes all the information about services, streets, and bus and ferry connections.
One of the goals was to try to make geography more relevant to the land of reality than the current map MTA and create a strong sense of typography... At first we tried to make the subway is very fatty, which is characteristic of most of the subway map, but it made the card very difficult for the visual perception. The solution to this problem was the intuitive assumption. We decided to reduce the visual weight of the lines to the maximum. Line routes have become so light that it sometimes seems as if they, and not at all. Through the eyes of the man himself joins the points, metro station, using a thin line as a hint. I would not say that our one-color card is easy to use, but we think it is very functional.
Despite the beauty and functionality of this card in the near future will not be replacing the current official map of the MTA. ... We specifically chose a fluorescent red, so she looked defiant! ...
Map is aimed at solving the 50- year dispute between the diagrammatic and topographic maps. The result is a map that combines the best of both worlds. Unlike the Vignelli map, where the sacrifice of beauty born graphic geographical location of stations, this card is trying to be geographically accurate and at the same time meet the highest standards of standardization corners at every opportunity.
Map of Kip - MEM was created to increase the number of people using the subway in New York. A well-designed maps help to use the subway, not only for beginners but a routine visit of the ... Therefore, an improved design of the subway map can directly affect the number of passengers and indirectly on cork in New York, and pollution. In short, more efficient subway map will make our system more accessible to the metro.
Map Jabbur even attracted the attention of. MTA. , But soon lost interest because of the geographical inaccuracies. ... ...
On the one hand, disputes among the designers did not cease, but on the other hand - in the yard in 2010, the rise of technologies such as. Google Maps. and mobile applications (some applications can even us. suggest how to reach your destination. ), Probably printed maps of underground thing of the past?.
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Sexy ads
Western advertising agencies have long used sexual themes in their. creative works. Statistics show that Western moral nezakompleksovanye potential buyers willing to purchase advertised products begin if used in an advertising campaign disguised theme of intimacy. Our ' creatives ' are still far away, but there is. to strive for. And advertising is really interesting and turns neskushnoy.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Day Two!
I kept thinking, where do I start my writing in this blog, so do not actually come up =) So decided to write about whatever comes to mind, that is about everything!.
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Jokes and funny stories
Nothing will make the inscription ... ' More convincing than the.
postscript '. Sniper works! '.
Every husband is unhappy with the way his wife spends money and the government.
The only difference is that he is not afraid to openly criticize the government.
First, we rejoice that Niffer been taught and passed okuenno session. Later that Niffer not work and get a lot of money Kouevi.
Then we complain that we pay a lot of money somehow Kouevi dolboepam that Niffer do nothing.
The doctor makes a diagnosis and establish the true cause of the pathologist.
Kutuzov was right - in order to save Russia, it is necessary to burn Moscow.
The budget surplus in Russia is obtained when the state takes away more people than he has time to steal from him.
Live within your means is not difficult, it is difficult to find a means by which to live.
Mathematics student fell asleep with the thought of the sexual problem. In the morning woke up with a solution in hand.
Man has always believed in miracles. Especially when the ATM clicks ...
- The park has a ride, I felt sick after half a day!.
- Stand with shawarma?.
- What does the blonde after the twenty-fifth orgasm?.
- Guys, you really play as a team?.
Council of the girls.
Do not trust a man who alleges that he was not married and he sees you in your future life partner, if you had written down the phone.
under the name ' water utility '.
There is a drunk guy. He sees a girl, grabs her, leans against the fence.
- Tights shoot? .
- Why? .
- Dad, and hisses like a snake?.
- Zinaida Petrovna - Dad yells, referring to his mother - tell.
anything, the son of the lessons should help.
Comes to a man in a bar and orders a beer. When he asked for an account, bamen said:.
-27 rubles.
The man pulls out his 27 rubles coins and 1 ruble and throws them across the counter. The bartender turned pale, but without saying a word, the money collected.
The next day came again, and this guy orders a beer.
When calculating the bartender again says:.
-27 rubles.
A man puts on a rack 50 rublevuyubumazhku.
... He gets 23 coins, each worth 1 ruble and throws them across the.
rack in the hall. Coins were scattered in every corner. The man thought for a moment, then gets four ruble coins, the bartender serves them with the words:.
- More beer!.
It is said that when Aristotle invented logic, he made a feast to celebrate, and ordered to slaughter 40 sheep. Since then, the sheep do not like the logic.
Charlie Chaplin has a scene where he hides behind a curtain and pretends to be fighting with someone, and actually ' fighting ' with myself. Every time I remember this scene when I hear that our officials are fighting against corruption.
Secondary sexual characteristics of men: the car, apartment and is financially secure for long been the primary!.
- Why did you divorce your wife?.
- She has six months to me is not talking.
- Take your time, think about it. Such a wife is not so easy to find.
it: - she must be able to roll three things: banks, eyes and hysterical!.
he: - and the lip.
When my guy at the store to buy a pile of medical equipment disposable medical gowns, bonnets, and. klizm. According to him, was the second day of the wedding.
Stand, then a pedestrian near, waiting for the green itself in my mind. The red, but with none of the parties did not even hear the cars, the rear are two guys and then I hear:.
'. Either a fool or not local. '.
X: In the individual case it is written: ' bears super ideas in the absence of basic knowledge '.
If the word ' web ' on 2/3 consists of a mat, then what do you want from the Internet?.
Please respond to the girl who in 1989. April 14 at about 8. 20 on the stretch between the Park of Culture and October looked at me. And then she smiled! . Where are you now? . and I will not need.
Of Korean heritage bard:.
'If you do not have a dog - it does not boil a neighbor. '.
- Sex is a messy threesome.
- Especially when all three men.
- Similarly,.
Why does the giant planets do not have intelligent life? . simply because there is a large attraction does not arise.
Zapepshis in the bathroom, was engaged in optimism.
Well when you do not drink, good morning, good mood, energy galore, life is good, as many think, and maybe for a beer!?).
- B saw Norway. In Oslo at the airport waiting room dude walks with the dog and all the smells, so to prevent.
- In Amsterdam, too, saw chuvaka. Xodit right in the center of the city and all the smells, but without the dog!.
In Russia, who need not give a bribe - the fight against corruption will not start.
Hijacker sits in the car. Begins to wail siren. A screen recorder.
appears:.
' To turn off the siren and start the engine, send an SMS to a short.
number '.
- Dad! .
- Neither the cms, synog! .
Memo to women.
If you want, that a man got on his knees - undress and stand on all fours.
At the mental hospital patients were playing Battleship. Total games: three ships hit, two wounded and one boat smashed his head on the head doctor.
- It's a pity that the seals do not know how to meow....
- Yes, but they are good at drinking, swearing and breaking bricks on his head.
Dress Lady Ga -gi, natural meat, reminded me of the anecdote about the ugly girl, on which hung chops, at least to play with her dog.
In vain to think that wisdom - it is a privilege of old age.
Asshole with age does not become a wise man - he gets old asshole.
If you touch the right hand of the priests beautiful brunette, with his left hand, a chic brown-haired, and your face is buried in a charming bust blonde.
This does not mean that you are in heaven. Just lucky you on the subway at rush hour.
We are approaching the border of Abkhazia, if someone has a weapon, drugs, illicit drugs - cook to 200 rubles.
For some people - just a driver's license, and for the inspector DPS - bread rationing.
xxx: Blah, half an hour trying to download a book net, and every other reference to the prostitutes sent!!!.
yyy: can book them?.
The diplomat - a person who serves you answer that you will forget what you all asked him.
Girl, do not wake me bunny!.
Preparing to release a box of old rubbish, do not consider their contents, or so did not throw.
Check in medical school.
Instructor:.
- Cheat sheets and then do not throw a couple of first years, when you're practicing physicians, they will still be useful.
- How much money do you want for it not to publish your article - I have asked.
- To the end of life was enough - I said.
Gave ten, vowed to shoot.
Feel sorry for himself - the same masturbation, better to find one that is sorry.
The teacher of Russian language to a certain point of his life was confident that the two strips - is the predicate.
The accountant comes to the admin:.
- Hey, a programmer, I have a computer hung, come and see.
A week later, the admin goes to the accountant:.
- Hey, dengoschet soon salaries will go to the card?.
Son says to parents: I want to be a plumber or a peddler or a swimming pool cleaners pizza!.
Husband to his wife: Honey, it seems to me that our son has found the movie!.
of tourists in Turkey:.
The Germans get up at 5 am to put your towel on the sunbeds still free, then go to sleep, relax, walk.
Russian typically arise in three days, go to the lounges and think: ' What a cool service in Turkey! .
- What Russian does not like to drive fast?.
- Those who are flashing oncoming cars.
Women's clothes: wear nothing, and nowhere to hang.
30% of the life of a person sleeps, the other 70% - want to sleep.
Rents a car mechanic and a client along the way with him talking:.
- And who do you work?.
- The surgeon, heart surgery spend.
- And a lot of pay?.
- Up to 20 thousand dollars for the operation.
- Here is a pancake, because in essence the same thing we do, I go over the engines, and you, too, and I just paid 300 bucks.
- Do you want to as well as I receive?.
- Of course!.
The surgeon throws a pack of bucks on the table and starts the engine.
- Went through!.
In Moscow, introduced the fourth traffic light - a red light.
It means - ...
The woman, thinking that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, is aiming too high!.
Dear students, .
Even complex third-order differential equations.
Traffic cop stops a driver:.
- Why is driving without a seat belt?.
driver:.
- Are not you glad?.
At the mental hospital patients in the morning watching on TV news. a sudden.
slaps himself on the knee:.
- Well, I'm in the nuthouse!.
Behind him, aides to each other:.
- Yes. This, I believe, has recovered.
Literary Award in 2009 in the category ' best fiction.
story ' has won the traffic police for a story about an accident on Leninsky Prospekt to.
involving a vehicle Lukoil.
- Little Johnny, tell me you love our President?.
- Yes, Maria Ivanovna, as their parents.
- Why?.
- President, we, Maria Ivanovna, as well as parents - do not choose!.
Passengers train Moscow -Odessa realized that something had gone wrong, when.
wagon with a strained face was Steven Seagal.
question: why have committed a crime the police are always.
yesterday dismissed?.
Answer: it seems that the police play in the mysterious.
game - the loser is obliged to resign and commit a crime!.
Sources close to the police, report the details of yesterday's accident:.
revealed that whipped ' Bentley ' pedestrians were in the sect of suicides, and.
were pockets of heroin and plan to blast the Kremlin.
Inexperienced pickers and lost two days of eating all the mushrooms that came across.
Now they are found, but their testimony is at variance. Do not converge, even age.
Smart people do not take offense, and immediately begin to plan revenge.
Discuss.